Thursday, April 06, 2006

Rant-Ku
Oh, phalo skeptic,
Don’t count on the sperm surfers,
But trout is quite nice.
Duct tape will save us,
Urge the Zamboni machine,
To microwave ice.
Artsy-fart sphincter
Quince awful tide smell
'Morrows waifish.
Wheelbarrow pious.
Swift, awesome bibliotics,
Fire! Fire! Pail speak spurned.
Vainly potato,
I’m busy right now, rude duuude,
You cumbent sweat lout.
Indented mot, chill
Pete, I’m big in Europe, pal,
The Macarena.
Fool on the hill, bam!
Shame bitch, lick the sea urchin
Oy! I scare myself.